Groundhog Guidance

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Groundhog Guidance

Dear Groundhog,

I have heard that the minds of men are not fully developed until they are 25 at the earliest. Is it worth investing in someone who clearly has a lot of growing to do but you still are interested in?

Sincerely,

Mature Dater

Dear Mature Dater,

There’s a difference between someone who is immature and someone who is still young with a lot to learn. Now has this guy treated the people around him poorly, or did he just make a rash decision one time? It’s totally valid to be picky about the people you date, but a general rule of thumb is to have the same standards that you expect for yourself. Don’t overthink this when dating – if you think you click with someone, go for it! And realize that if you start dating them, you’ll both have a lot of growing to do.

Sincerely,

The Groundhog


Dear Groundhog,

Is the University of Dallas sponsored by Chick-fil-A? The sure way to find any club meeting is to follow the smell of the fried goodness. Theoretically speaking, if I were to start a vegetarian club on campus what catering could I possibly get? I mean the fries will probably taste the same.

Sincerely,

John-Jacob Jinglehimer-Smith

Dear John-Jacob Jinglehimer-Smith,

First of all, what a name. Second of all, UD is unfortunately not sponsored by Chick-fil-A as far as I’m aware. As a vegetarian myself, I am in full support of vegetarian options like fruit, leafy greens and tree bark (my favorite). Buon appetito!

Sincerely,

The Groundhog

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